No, they won’t, because no matter where they take me to, I will be too weird even for whatever funny farm they take me to.

They will just throw me back. I am just too smart for the funny farm. I will know that the people in charge are as sick and deranged as their inmates, if not more so. Why else would they work there? So they won’t take me. I don’t qualify. To the powers that decide these things, I am beyond hope. Because I am smart enough to know that the powers that be are even more weird and crazy than I am. And that, my friends, is saying a lot!

Come on, the powers that be in a society that elected a man as their leader who belongs in a funny farm? Who is making our whole country into a funny farm? Our society is so crazy it’s not even funny.

I am just a fish out of water. They would throw me back into the sea. I would swim off into the sunset and play with The Dolphins. They are smart enough to know where the good life is. It is too warm ever to freeze into ICE. Or into any of its crazy agents. No, they won’t take me away. They won’t catch me there!

Song references:

Napoleon XIV, They’re Coming to Take Me Away, HA HAAA! (1966)

Fred Neil, The Dolphins (1966)